Friday, April 15, 2011

Beards are gross

Jack T. Skank: Ann I have a beard now! It's great!
Anna-Nelsey: Eww... do you keep stuff in it?
Jack T. Skank: Stuff is in it, I don't really keep it there. It just kind of comes and goes as it pleases.
Anna-Nelsey: Even more eww..
Jack T. Skank: Ann, I can't keep it all to myself, that would be selfish. It's my civic duty to share it with the world.
Anna-Nelsey: Is it a beyond-face beard? Like-does it go out into the world being a beard and whatnot?
Jack T. Skank: It has its own social security number and birth certificate, so yeah.
Anna-Nelsey: Groooooooss
Jack T. Skank: Jealous?
Anna-Nelsey: Oh yeah, totally. You know how I've longed for a beard of my own.
Jack T. Skank: I know you have. It's alright, I'll let you look at it. You can't get too close to it though... it's easts small people.
Anna-Nelsey:... you're a jerk.
Jack T. Skank: Wa-why?
Anna-Nelsey: I'm not small... I'm just big boned..
Jack T. Skank: That's.... ok.
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18 comments:

  1. XatanaApril 15, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    I don't care how bad beards are, I'm rocking one when I get out of the Marine Corps

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  2. RemiApril 15, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    "Jack T. Skank: It has its own social security number and birth certificate, so yeah."

    LOL, perfect answer

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  3. WhitelightApril 15, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    nice post :)

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  4. WhitelightApril 15, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    haha! This made my day :)

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  5. Team PandaApril 15, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    that guy lets his beard do the talking.

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  6. TotoApril 15, 2011 at 1:03 PM

    hahah nice post!

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  7. JayPowerApril 15, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    beards are awesome!! and so is your blog, thats why i check back everydayyy

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  8. ZApril 15, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    haha. i agree. but then again im not hip(ster) enough to wear a beard :P i used to have a huge goatee but have since shaved lol. Now i just do t he 5oclock shadow look .. whatever thats called

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  9. **Hype.Planet**April 15, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    Nice one
    and I agree beards are gross

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  10. AnonymousApril 15, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Beards are full of win I don't care what anyone says :D

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  11. -E-April 15, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    i'd be right there with you jack if my genetics didn't preclude it.

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  12. BTN Hip HopApril 15, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    haha nice transcript

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  13. lacrossemanApril 15, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    thats why i shave lol

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  14. DokhoApril 15, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    I have a beard and it sure ain't gross!

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  15. MoobeatApril 16, 2011 at 4:18 AM

    :(

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  16. nooneApril 16, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    lol. btw i dont have a beard :D

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  17. GoGoGoViralApril 17, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Beard's are pretty awesome imo.

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  18. GoGoGoViralApril 17, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    +followed by the way.

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