Sooo T-Skank and I were talking about this friend of mine who's having a baby. Well-she isn't quite a "friend" but someone who has become a friend because I didn't want to refer to her as "this girl I know from my sociology class" over and over.
Jack T. Skank: She should send it down the river in a bundle
of sticks, like in Willow.
Anna-Nelsey: ... or like Moses.
Jack T. Skank: Willow's more relevant.
Moses: Less relevant than the movie Willow. Touche.