Jack T. Skank: Ann I have a beard now! It's great!
Anna-Nelsey: Eww... do you keep stuff in it?
Jack T. Skank: Stuff is in it, I don't really keep it there. It just kind of comes and goes as it pleases.
Anna-Nelsey: Even more eww..
Jack T. Skank: Ann, I can't keep it all to myself, that would be selfish. It's my civic duty to share it with the world.
Anna-Nelsey: Is it a beyond-face beard? Like-does it go out into the world being a beard and whatnot?
Jack T. Skank: It has its own social security number and birth certificate, so yeah.
Jack T. Skank: Jealous?
Anna-Nelsey: Oh yeah, totally. You know how I've longed for a beard of my own.
Jack T. Skank: I know you have. It's alright, I'll let you look at it. You can't get too close to it though... it's easts small people.
Anna-Nelsey:... you're a jerk.
Jack T. Skank: Wa-why?
Anna-Nelsey: I'm not small... I'm just big boned..
Jack T. Skank: That's.... ok.