Sometimes I start conversations by saying random words. Sometimes those words involve boots.
Anna-Nelsey: Cowboooooooooy booooooooots!
Jack T. Skank: What did I tell you about cowboy boots, Ann?
Anna-Nelsey: I dunno, that they're awesome?
Jack T. Skank: They're not to be trusted.
Fuck that Skank, my boots is fly...