So I'm a journalist and being a journalist sometimes you win awards. I won an award.
Jack T. Skank: Ann, what's an AP award? And congratulations!
Anna-Nelsey: It's an award from the Associated Press, and thanks!
Jack T. Skank: Cooool, did you get a trophy?
Anna-Nelsey: No, I think I get a plaque though.
Jack T. Skank: Yay, do you get to keep the plaque?
Anna-Nelsey: Well no, I think the station keeps it...
Jack T. Skank: Still, yay!
Your enthusiasm for my accolades never ceases to amaze me :].